PLOT PAGIN’ WHAT
- hi
- everyone
- i’m kasia and this is charlie i think
- how do u tumblr rp how do u english aHHHHHHHHH!!!! anyways i’m sorry if this is incoherent but u no i try because i care just paranoid i’m not doing this right
- anyways charlie is really charlize but shhhh we don’t talk about that!!! she is seventeen and the bastard child of a crazy woman who thinks she’s still a teenager & pretty much sux and also one of those asshole lions who you kind of want to punch in the face sometimes but you CAN’T because really she is a “”sweetheart”” most of the time except her idea of being loving is calling people puddin’ ass and telling them they look exceptionally miserable today
- haHAHAHAhaha
- but she does it because she CARES tbqh she cares about everything too much. she feeeeeeeels too much and more intensely than most people. she either feels really really sad or really really happy!!! or she feels too many things at once and gets all confused. basically, she’s just a bundle of FEELS about everything ever but she likes it that way. she likes things that make her feel anything, really. ugly bands playin’ hard and sad foreign films and pretty paintings, those kinds of things.
- going along with the bundle of feels, charlie is really just a mess overall. she’s kind of unintentionally hilarious in the respect that she is not very good at social cues and what’s acceptable to say/do?????? also she doesn’t really care??? she comes off as a bitch a lot of the time?? i guess because she can be cynical and not really realize when things are serious/not care so. i’m tryin’ not to ramble but it’s not working soo00oo i think i’ll just continue on this road to failure ok oK??????
- sweet
- mostly just a mess, tbqh - she has lots of issues, man. abandonment issues and emotional issues and just, man
- lil’ baby fuck up 2k23
- also lil baby witch she is tiny and is babied by her friends a lot and likes to snarl at people when she FEELS LIKE IT and then laugh about it
- it’s pretty scary ngl
- she has all these insane dreams instead of what she REALLY SHOULD BE FOCUSING ON!!! which is smart things like school n reality?? but no. her head is kind of constantly in the clouds and she’s curious about basically everything ever ~~ever~~ and she has a weird sense of perception but
- she can be somewhat sardonic or impassive as well?? in everyday life, at least. she’s hard to read most of the time, u g h mostly because she enjoys trying to be mysterious or WHATEVER idk STUPID
- charlie is just kind of ~~WEIRD~~ overall. is that good???? can that be the plotter??? um she talks like a flapper from the 20’s and dresses like she’s uppin’ the punx/is a hobo and is just a lil bit mental
- also she has a hairless cat named jomo who is the creepiest thing on earth and this is relevant always and also she likes to paint things ok
- before i ramble too horribly though i’m pretty sure that’s already happened whoops i should just say that charlie is messy and erratic and too loving in her own way and v. v. emotional and says a lot of weird things and is a bit vacant/dreamy and she laughs A LOT/is mad A LOT/is sad A LOT and is just enamored with living, even the horrible aspects of it, and is really frivolous and moody and is infected with wanderlust and is a hooligan and pretty useless overall pretty much a potato in terms of success at life
- ok i’m so sorry this is SO LOOOOOOOOOONG AHHHHH i’ll finish quickly kekekeke now plottin’ or something
- friends would be ladies and germs who are cool with bein’ cool u no, she has a pretty tight knit group of bitches but she’s not a horrible person??? can be very ~affectionate and yeah. a weird sort of affection, though. she probably has a tendency towards questionable people/people who are bad for her?? GOOD PEOPLE 2 tho some of those. but she is moody/difficult/has issues ohp and can be a passive-aggressive freak/dark at times. :||| i guess people like to take care of her though??? i guess. so. ummm enemies sure!!!! i imagine that she pisses people quite a bit or s/t. she’s pretty easygoing/doesn’t really give a fuck most of the time but v. v. loyal to her friends so if you mess with them you DEAL WITH ALL OF DIS. she is on the gryff quidditch team so maybe kwid rivals. that wasn’t cool. sorry. also she i just a FINE ASS BITCH so sorry. aaaaaand lovers, welp like i said or should have said she has lots of /feels/!!!! which are often directed at people. so. some stuff is happening her life is a soap opera
- mostly she just has issues, man
- so this is it
- this is the plotter
- holla